2.Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts salt water to fresh water.
3.A boomerang will return to the thrower even in space
4.A coward was originally a boy who took care of cows.
5.The average womans thighs are 1.5 times larger in circumference than the average mans.(hehe)
6.Coca-cola was originally sold as a brain tonic.
7.The male angler fish permanently attaches himself to the female and becomes absorbed by her body.(we got owned
8.Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel.
9.The hyena gives birth through its clitoris.(lol)
10.Mark Twain was born on the day of the appearance of Halley's Comet in 1835, and died on the day of its next appearance in 1910. He himself predicted this in 1909, when he said: "I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it.(epic death)
11.If a starfish is cut into pieces, each piece will grow into a whole starfish.(mega awesome)
12.Alfred Hitchcock had no bellybutton.(wtf)
13.Hitler's favorite movie was King Kong.(something in common)
14.Winston Churchill was born in a ladies bathroom.(wish i was him)
15.Tapeworms can grow to 80 feet long.(and that is why you should properly cook your meals)






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The cake is not a lie! >.<
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In a battle between Jade Curtiss and Roy mustang, I`m all for Jade.
"I, who stand in the full light of the heavens command thee, who opens the gates of hell!
Come forth divine lightning!
This ends now!
Indignation!"
You can`t beat that.
Roy is fucked.
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Small words from a small mind. The even now your demons think of nothing but how best to cook you when you have outlived your usefulness. You are a fool among untold numbers of fools. The Imperium will show you no mercy, only death Heretic.
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(neznam kako smajlia radit)
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Small words from a small mind. The even now your demons think of nothing but how best to cook you when you have outlived your usefulness. You are a fool among untold numbers of fools. The Imperium will show you no mercy, only death Heretic.
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Captain, I'm detecting large quantities of win in this sector
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Small words from a small mind. The even now your demons think of nothing but how best to cook you when you have outlived your usefulness. You are a fool among untold numbers of fools. The Imperium will show you no mercy, only death Heretic.
it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
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Captain, I'm detecting large quantities of win in this sector
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